“Ten Botnet Commandments”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0twl1DfXr0

(Intro)
Uh-huh, uh-huh…
It’s the motherf***in’ hacker bible…
Ten rules to keep your ops tight…
If you slip, Fed’s gon’ knock…
Let’s go…

(Hook)
I been doin’ this for years, deployin’ the best
There’s rules to this botnet s***, I wrote me a test
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your C2 up and runnin’, not caught by the feds…

(Verse 1 — Commandment 1 & 2)
Rule number one: never use your own IP
VPN, Tor bridge, keep it low-key
Never flex logs in the chat, don’t post your hits
That’s how kids get vanned, you a ghost — commit!

Number two: never trust a buyer too quick
Could be feds in disguise, tryin’ to set up a snitch
They be lurkin’ in the forums, actin’ like they wit’ it
Soon as money gets wired, bet the cops pay a visit

(Verse 2 — Commandment 3 & 4)
Number three: never leave your panel exposed
Put a password on the backend, encrypt what you host
Self-signed cert, nothin’ plain, stay sharp wit’ ya game
Ain’t no rookie s*** allowed when you playin’ this lane

Number four: keep the bots worldwide spread
Diversify yo’ victims, keep control in the red
Ain’t no sense in stackin’ shells all on one ISP
Soon as they blacklist the net, you gon’ take that defeat

(Verse 3 — Commandment 5 & 6)
Number five: never brag what your botnet do
I don’t care if you got banks or a hospital too
Keep ya flex offline, keep ya grip outta sight
Or it’s a SWAT raid at dawn, say goodnight!

Number six: don’t let your payloads linger
One weak string, and they trace that fingerprint to ya finger
Rotate your C2, change up the DNS
Switch up the hashes, keep ’em lost in the mess

(Verse 4 — Commandment 7 & 8)
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep a honeypot check, don’t get infiltrated
If the logs look funny and ya nodes ain’t respondin’
Might be a sinkhole, time to move locations

Number eight: never target homeland ops
Mess around, hit a .gov, then the fun gon’ stop
You could hit ’em overseas, bounce back with ease
But if ya touch Uncle Sam, you gon’ cop a twenty-piece

(Verse 5 — Commandment 9 & 10)
Number nine: don’t be lazy with ya source code
If you bought it off a forum, then it’s prolly exposed
Backdoored by the seller, watch ya opsec tight
Or your whole C2 farm could be fried overnight

Number ten: a strong team, that’s your best defense
One weak-link snitch, whole crew past tense
Work alone if you can, don’t be givin’ out trust
Cause when the Rico hit, it’s just you in them cuffs…

(Outro — Hook Repeat)
I been doin’ this for years, deployin’ the best
There’s rules to this botnet s***, I wrote me a test
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your C2 up and runnin’, not caught by the feds…

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